Baqerisbrokenities

Baqerisbrokenities is a hydrogen based bacteria that will infect a organic based lifeform when around over 20,000k breaths have been made in a day, the effects may include but is not limited to: 1. backache

2. total organ failure

3. heartburn

4. loss of humor

5. depression

6. craving love

7. eating too much food

8. a taste of utter defeat

CURES
Stop breathing so much; this may sound funny, but the effects will be reversed after around 2 hours of not breathing, if you experience any pains whilst in this process, it is extremely common, just sit there, and don't breath, it will all go away soon...

=learn more about breathing=

http://the-roots-of-all-logic.wikia.com/wiki/AIR