DIRT

The ground is made of dirt, and that's pretty chill

top 5 worst facts about dirt
1. dirt is filthy

2. dirt is not a gender

3. worms don't eat dirt, they eat the minerals in the dirt (your childhood was a lie)

4. dirt is made of dust and sand

5. although all dirt is made of sand, not all sand is made of dirt

=IMPORTANT=

you can get killed from eating too much dirt, so please don pretend to be a worm