Printer

Printers are born to spray liquid dyarkness onto a plate of dirt, (Hardened with CEL), the printer spray the liquid onto plates until told not to

What came first? the printer, or the baby printer?
Well, printers will actually genetically engineered snakes, they took the core roots of snakes and made them spray ink instead of water, so the question is wrong

learn more about snakes here
http://the-roots-of-all-logic.wikia.com/wiki/Snakes