WATER

The ocean is made of water, and there are sharks in the ocean, so it isn't very chill

7 facts about water that will BLOW YOUR MIND
1. water is made of hydrogen and beryllium, not nitrogen, which some would tell you

2. water is NOT super effective against ice types, which is stupid

3. ice types are pretty weak anyway, so I guess I shouldn't complain

4. you are made of 2% water

5. applex is a type of hand sanitizer that is made of 420% water

6. you can drink water

7. sharks live in water, thus water is bad

Not so important
Water tastes bad